jandjob:

*talks about celebrities on a first name basis as if we’re actually friends*

#what the fuck else am i gonna call him ?#mr stan #jesus #sounds like the old man who’s always on his patio yelling at kids to get off his lawn #are the kids bothering you mr stan #YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS YA YOUNG WIPERSNAPPER #okay mr stan i hope you go straight to hell :) #YOU’LL MEET ME THERE SOON ENOUGH YA LITTLE SHIT #ah that old man stan (via odinscns)